thatlittlewallflower asked: Ben. Max. Thomas. Emanuel. FARYAL.

Well, what the fuck. YOU WOULD.

Ben: A guy who is most certainly not an arsehole no matter how much you think he is. And he used to have lovely hair. UNTIL HE CUT IT OFF. That is all you get from me, Faryal.

Max: I ship you both.

Thomas: C or W? Either way. W seems to play the euphonium. C seems to play with girls’ heads.

Emanuel: I ship you both in nasty, raunchy, horribly-un-islamic ways.

Faryal: This girl who draws inappropriate pictures of me performing degrading acts with teachers, innocent bystanders, and Kevin Barnes. Also has a strange liking for calling people “Hostile aryan freaks.” Brings up weed and my non/weird-relationship status in the middle of awkward silences in class, and is an all around wonderful person with great art skills. All of this, plus she beats the shit out of me most every day. ISN’T THAT RIGHT?